Friday, February 13, 2009

Previously on the Amazing Race, 11 teams of 2 set out from Los Angeles Coliseum, United States and travelled 7600km to Salvador, Brazil. Along the way, alliance are formed to help teams strategically (siaun: ok, so we get a cab big enough for the 4 of us? we can save money like that). At one of the tasks, baowen was easily startled by the items dropping off the vending cart (baowen: AHH! AHHH!!!) At the detour, felicia and seelek made a disasterous mistake which threw them to the back of the pack (felicia: oh my goodness. seelek: NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO DO IT AGAIN!!!). however, their misfortune is shortlived when married couple timothy and valerie was slowed down badly due to timothy's age. In the end, they were the last to arrive at the pitstop and were eliminated. 10 teams remain, who will be eliminated next?

zhanwei and joel, who were the first to arrive at 4.07pm, will depart at 4.07am.

zhanwei: *rips open clue* Fly 1030km to the city of Fortaleza, Brazil. Then, travel by taxi to the tiny village of Cumbuco and find the plaza known as Plaza do Cumbuco.
joel: i want to sleep... zzZZ
zhanwei: *drags joel* taxi!!!

*confessionals*
zhanwei: coming in first last leg has a good feeling. it sort of sets the benchmark for the other teams that we are a force to be reckoned with.

jack: *rips open clue* Fortaleza! alright let's go!
wahngee: we are just a few minutes behind the guys.

*confessionals*
wahngee: the previous leg made me realise that jack has grown up alot and have been making a few good decisions by himself. maybe i should slack abit and let him run the show.

priscilla: are we flying to united states to see phelps???
pohchoon: *rips open clue* obviously not. see, brazil again *points to clue*

*zhanwei and joel arrives at airport*
zhanwei: let's ask around for the first flight.
joel: alright. good luck while i sleep here.
zhanwei: er... NO! we are supposed to do this together.
joel: zzz.

siaun: *rips open clue* Fly to Fortaleza. brazil again?? why are we even flying there. waste time.
baowen: ya lo. make us lose our lead.

*jack and wahngee arrives at airport*
jack: ok. it says here that the first flight departs at 11.30am.
wahngee: let's ask the guys if they found a better flight.

jack: the earliest flight we found was 11.30am.
zhanwei: same here.
joel: i think there should be an earlier flight. we should try asking the counter.
wahngee: good idea.

rachel: *rips open clue* we are flying to another brazilian country.
wanjing: let's go quickly.

*pohchoon and priscilla arrives at the airport*
priscilla: they are all there. let's join them in the queue.
pohchoon: hi guys. what is the earliest flight you found.
jack: they have a 6.45am one. but there is only 1 seat left.
priscilla: excuse me miss. we are very busy people and we have to be on that flight
ticket-agent: i'm sorry but...
priscilla: you are sorry? you are sorry? you being sorry is insufficient to compensate what we will lose out if we missed the flight.
ticket-agent: it's beyond my control that...
priscilla: but it's not beyond your control to request for them to change to a larger plane. am i right? you tell me. don't give me all that nonsense about what no space and everything. i tell you what, the customer is always right.
ticket-agent: erm, let me check...
priscilla: check what check. you know who i am? i am mrs micheal phelps ok. you better change it or i will ask my husband to sue you till your company folds.
manager: excuse me ma'am, we have changed to a larger plane. it can now accomodate all of you.
priscilla: that's much better.

*meanwhile, at the back*
pohchoon: *fuming* PHELPS AGAIN! WHEN WILL SHE EVER STOP DREAMING?

*all 10 teams are on the 6.45am flight to Fortaleza*

*at Fortaleza*
siaun: baowen, quick. we are the first ones out.
baowen: the taxi! don't let it go! AHHH!!
siaun: stop shouting! the taxi stopped already.
baowen: *gets in cab* excuse me sir, plaza do Cumbuco please.

Teams left the airport in this order:
1. siaun and baowen
2. pohchoon and priscilla
3. felicia and seelek
4. zhenyang and limin
5. jack and wahngee
6. zhanwei and joel
7. rachel and wanjing
8. yanzhi and hanwei
9. siying and zhiyan

yuyan: booboo! why we always cannot get taxi one!
lisa: booboo! i don't know.
yuyan: there's a taxi! quick use your body to stop it!

10. yuyan and lisa

pohchoon: sir, please drive faster.
priscilla: yes! my beloved phelps can swim so fast and you drive so slowly?
pohchoon: sir, please drive 1212897398081593827x faster than phelps swim. thank you.

*pohchoon and priscilla's cab surged ahead*

taxi-driver: here we are. i hate phelps too.
pohchoon: really? thanks! here's the cluebox.

*1st team to arrive at Plaza do Cumbuco - pohchoon and priscilla*

pohchoon: Choose a dune buggy and travel along the beach to the Barraca D Manuel where a vendor will hand you your next clue.

*2nd team to arrive at Plaza do Cumbuco - siaun and baowen*

*3rd team to arrive at Plaza do Cumbuco - zhenyang and limin*

limin: i have never ridden a dune buggy before. what's it like?
zhenyang: don't worry... you will in for a ride...
*moments later*
limin: *screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*4th team to arrive at Plaza do Cumbuco - zhanwei and joel*

*meanwhile on the road*

felicia: i thought i just saw that building?
seelek: i remember passing that fountain.
felicia: excuse me sir, are you sure you know where you are going?

*5th team to arrive at Plaza do Cumbuco - jack and wahngee*

*6th team to arrive at Plaza do Cumbuco - yanzhi and hanwei*

yanzhi: oh my god! dune buggy! i want to drive!
hanwei: i want to drive!
yanzhi: ok let's play scissors paper stone to decide.
*yanzhi play stone, hanwei plays paper*
yanzhi: you *censored*.
hanwei: let's go!

*1st team to arrive at Barraca D Manuel - zhenyang and limin*

limin: i never want to ride another buggy with my brother driving anymore.
zhenyang: heehee. *rips open clue* Detour. Beach It or Dock It.

A Detour is a choice between 2 tasks, each with its pros and cons. In this detour, teams have to choose between 2 seaside jobs, Beach It or Dock It.

In Beach It, teams have to travel by dune buggy to a nearby beach whereby they have to choose a two-man crew and a traditional Brazilian boat. Using local methods, teams need to maneuver heavy rolling logs to drag the 440-pound vessel 100 yards across the sand and into an inlet.

In Dock It, teams have to travel by dune buggy to a nearby port and search for a container hidden in a shipyard. At the port, they needed to use a computer to scour a database until they find the same unique serial number listed in their clue. After finding the number, teams have to use the corresponding four-letter code to locate the section of the shipyard in which their container was located. Once they located their container in the section, they would find their clue inside.

limin: the shipyard one looks so complicated.
zhenyang: let's do the physical task.

*2nd team to arrive at Barraca D Manuel - siaun and baowen*

siaun: let's do the physical task.
baowen: no problem! look at this sets of muscles *posing her imaginery muscles*
siaun: let's just start.

*7th team to arrive at Plaza do Cumbuco - felicia and seelek*

*8th team to arrive at Plaza do Cumbuco - siying and zhiyan*

siying: we are at the back again!
zhiyan: don't worry baby. we will catch up again. let's overtake those 2 girls.

*zhiyan and siying zoom past felicia and seelek*
*sand was 'splashed' onto felicia and seelek's buggy, causing them to topple and fall*
felicia: AHHH!
seelek: i will get my revenge on them.

*3rd team to arrive at Barraca D Manuel - pohchoon and priscilla*

pohchoon: let's do the ship one?
priscilla: like of course. which idiot will go and find a needle in that super big haystack?

*at Beach It Detour*
zhenyang: holy shit. the logs are damn heavy.
limin: kor, i help you to carry la.
zhenyang: don't worry. i can do it.... *crack* ouch..
limin: come i help you carry one side
zhenyang: ok.

siaun: come on darling, we are making very good progress.
baowen: jiayou! we are overtaking them!!

*9th team to arrive at Plaza do Cumbuco - rachel and wanjing*

*10th team to arrive at Plaza do Cumbuco - yuyan and lisa*

lisa: ARE WE GOING TO DEAL WITH BUGS??
yuyan: no la!
lisa: BUT THE CLUE SAYS BUGGY!
yuyan: it's a vehicle la! aiyo booboo!
lisa: REALLY ARH! LOL BOOBOO!

*4th team to arrive at Barraca D Manuel - zhanwei and joel*

*5th team to arrive at Barraca D Manuel - jack and wahngee*

*6th team to arrive at Barraca D Manuel - yanzhi and hanwei*

zhanwei: we shall do the physical task.
joel: yup!

jack: let's do the ship moving.
wahngee: let's pray my bones will still be here after we complete.

hanwei: Beach It?
yanzhi *censored* It.

*at Beach It detour*
siaun: just one more time.
baowen: DONE!

*1st team to complete detour - siaun and baowen*

siaun: *rips open clue* Locate nearby taxis and take one to Parque de Vaquejada. Note: DO NOT let your taxi leave.
baowen: let's go we are in first!

*at Beach It detour*
zhenyang: this is totally a wrong choice.
limin: we are more than halfway there already. don't tell me you want to change detour.

zhanwei: come on, we have the ability to overtake all of them!
joel: this is going to be a breeze.

pohchoon: ok. one last push..
priscilla: AND WE ARE DONE! *receives clue* please let us see phelps.
pohchoon: i will read it.

*2nd team to complete detour - pohchoon and priscilla*

jack: so we have to move the logs one by one? that is like so slow.
wahngee: unless you have a better plan?
jack: let's try this. *puts his plan into action*

*7th team to arrive at Barraca D Manuel - siying and zhiyan*

*8th team to arrive at Barraca D Manuel - felicia and seelek*

zhiyan: let's do the ship.
siying: but i got no strength one.
zhiyan: don't worry baby. there is me.

felicia: we can't possibly move that big fat elephant which is as heavy as my ex-husband (13/07 ppl should know who)
seelek: let's do the shipyard one.

*at Parque de Vaquejada*
siaun: sir please stay here and wait for us.
taxi-driver: si.
baowen: *rips open clue* Roadblock.

A roadblock is a task that only one person may perform. In this roadblock, that team member have to locate the name of their next destination, Cicade Da Crianca, somewhere along a 600-foot wall. To accomplish this quickly, racers have to embrace the laidback local culture and resist the urge to overthink the numerous Portuguese ads surrounding it.

baowen: i think i will do it. your temper is so short that you might burn the wall down.
siaun: good point. all the best sweetie.

*at Beach It detour*
jack: it is working! we are pulling ahead of the rest!
wahngee: ok one more push *pushes hard*

*3rd team to complete detour - jack and wahngee*

zhanwei: how did those 2 overtake us again?!?!
joel: never mind la. we finishing soon also.

*4th team to complete detour - zhanwei and joel*

zhenyang: oh my. we are so dead if this continues.
limin: we are almost there! jiayou kor!

yanzhi: shorty help me push la!
hanwei: coming coming!

*5th team to complete detour - yanzhi and hanwei*

*somewhere on the beach...*
lisa: booboo, you know where you are driving towards anot?
yuyan: i think so. we need to drive along the beach right?
lisa: i saw the other team!! AHHH I SAW THE FLAG!! BOOBOO FASTER!!

*9th team to arrive at Barraca D Manuel - rachel and wanjing*

*10th team to arrive at Barraca D Manuel - yuyan and lisa*

rachel: detour. you think those 2 girls will go for the physical task?
wanjing: i think no and it should be faster.
rachel: ok beach it.

yuyan: booboo, got strength to push ships or not?
lisa: you siao arh! we do the non-tiring de can?
yuyan: ok dock it!

*at Parque de Vaquejada*
pohchoon: roadblock.
priscilla: i will do it. i know 39 languages and this is finally my chance to use it.
pohchoon: oh whatever.

*baowen 1st attempt - failed*

baowen: argh. there are so many words. which one is correct?

*at Dock It detour*
felicia: so we found the serial number in the database.
seelek: yeah man.
felicia: and the 4-letter code is SUDU
seelek: yeah man.
felicia: so now we have to go to that section and find the container!
seelek: yeah man.

lisa: booboo! alot of numbers leh! how to find!
yuyan: find one by one la. go slowly la.
lisa: we are last le! cannot slowly liao!
yuyan: don't push me leh. later i miss then... FOUND IT! 4-letter code XAVR
lisa: wa booboo we rock!

*at Beach It detour*
zhiyan: baby jiayou! got another team behind us. don't worry!

zhenyang: ARGH!
limin: PUSH!!
zhenyang: you make it sound like giving birth.
limin: WHAT? *sudden surge of energy and ship enters water*
zhenyang: yay we did it!

*6th team to complete detour - zhenyang and limin*

rachel: this is not very heavy wanjing.
wanjing: ya. the logs we drag in survivor outweighs this by far many times.
rachel: let's catch up!

*at Parque de Vaquejada*
jack: looks like there is only 2 other teams.
wahngee: this looks like a language task. i will go it.

*baowen 2nd attempt - passed*
*1st team to complete roadblock - siaun and baowen*

siaun: good job!
baowen: yay we are first!
siaun: *rips open clue* Travel by taxi to the pitstop, Cicade Da Crianda. This well known park, once built as an oasis for the city's children, is the 2nd Pit Stop in the race around the world. The last team to check in here, may be eliminated.
baowen: AHH I DONT WANT TO BE ELIMINATED! LET'S GO!

*priscilla 1st attempt - failed*

pohchoon: hurry up! they finish already!
priscilla: i'm trying my best! there are so many words you know!
pohchoon *mumbling to himself* we missed first again.

*yanzhi and hanwei's taxi arrived*

pohchoon: quick there is another team!

yanzhi: roadblock. ok.. you do it.
hanwei: anything.

*meanwhile on the road*
zhanwei: um.. i think we are going round in circles.
joel: are you sure you know where you are going sir?
taxi-driver: si. it's just there.
zhanwei: i think we should double check our directions.

*at gas station*
person: you have gone the wrong direction by almost 40 minutes.
joel: what?!?!
zhanwei: oh my god. please don't eliminate us.
joel: let's change taxi like right now!
zhanwei: like duh. i am seriously wishing someone else to screw up worse than us.
joel: i can't imagine. from 1st to last.

*at Dock It detour*
felicia: I FOUND THE CONTAINER!
seelek: yeah man!
felicia: can you say something else than 'yeah man'?
seelek: yes, woohoo~
felicia: ok let's go!

*7th to complete detour - felicia and seelek*

yuyan: i cannot find the 4-letter code.
lisa: let's try over there.

*at Beach It detour*
zhiyan: with one last push..
siying: and we are done!
zhiyan: good job baby *pinches siying's butt*
siying: AHH! I GOT BITTEN BY A CRAB!
zhiyan: er baby.. it's just me..

*8th team to complete detour - siying and zhiyan*

rachel: we are also finishing soon!
wanjing: don't slow down!

*at Parque de Vaquejada*
wahngee: this list of 16 phrases looks suspicious.
priscilla: i think so too. we write down all and try?
wahngee: great!
priscilla: ok done!

hanwei: does the two of you have any idea what am i supposed to find?
priscilla: nope.
wahngee: we are equally confused.

*wahngee 1st attempt - passed*
*2nd team to complete roadblock - jack and wahngee*

*priscilla 2nd attempt - passed*
*3rd team to complete roadblock - pohchoon and priscilla*

jack: great! let's maintain our second position.

pohchoon: we have to beat them to not get third!

zhenyang: roadblock.
limin: i will do it ba.

*at Cicade Da Crianda*
greeter: welcome to fortaleza, brazil.
yixuan: siaun and baowen, you are team number 1!
baowen: oh my god! *jumps on siaun*
siaun: good job!
yixuan: as the winners of this leg of the race, you have won a pair of off-road vehicles which you can enjoy after the race.
baowen: wow! i love it!
siaun: i think our performance this leg is due to the great coordination between the two of us. if we keep it up, we will be unstoppable.

*meanwhile, on the road...*
jack: the couple's taxi took a different turn.
wahngee: don't worry. we have a comfortable lead ahead of the rest even if we are wrong.

pohchoon: our driver turned the different way as jack and wahngee. i hop we are right.

zhanwei: this is stupid. we completed the detour so quickly and got lost on the roads.
joel: this is bad luck.

*at Beach It detour*
rachel: come on wanjing! one more push!
wanjing: this is so heavy.

*9th team to complete detour - rachel and wanjing*

*at Dock It detour*
lisa: THERE XAVR!
yuyan: good job booboo! and now the serial number is... right here?!?! we found it!

*10th team to complete detour - yuyan and lisa*

*at Parque de Vaquejada*
hanwei: oh my god i have absolutely no clue which words i need to take down.

limin: hmm. i think the words should be clumped together. something like that!

*hanwei 1st attempt - failed*

*limin 1st attempt - passed*
*4th team to complete roadblock - zhenyang and limin*

yanzhi: what is that fat pig doing?? every team has passed us.

*felicia and seelek and siying and zhiyan's cab arrived*

felicia: oh my god. those 2 idiots!
seelek: don't worry! we will beat them at the roadblock.
felicia: go seelek! all the best!

zhiyan: eee i hate words!
siying: i think i will do it ba.

*at Cicade Da Crianda*
*a taxi arrives*
greeter: welcome to fortaleza, brazil.
yixuan: pohchoon and priscilla, you are team number 2!
priscilla: oh my god! better than last leg!
pohchoon: you see a pattern forming? next leg, we will be first!

*meanwhile on the road...*

jack: oh great.. our driver is turning back...
wahngee: don't worry. we aren't in very bad shape.

zhenyang: we are finally going to the pitstop. this has been a totally tiring leg.

zhanwei: i still dont see the bloody flag!

*at Parque de Vaquejada*
hanwei: oh i need to get one of this 16 phrases!

*hanwei 2nd attempt - passed*
*5th team to complete roadblock - yanzhi and hanwei*

seelek: hanwei took down those words there and never came back. i shall try it!

siying: is it me or i can't seem to find any logical words?

*seelek 1st attempt - passed*
*6th team to complete roadblock - felicia and seelek*

*siying 1st attempt - failed*

*at Cicade Da Crianda*
*one taxi arrives slightly ahead of the other*
*footrace to the mat*
greeter: welcome to fortaleza, brazil.
yixuan: zhenyang and limin, you are team number 3!
zhenyang: what!! third!!
limin: good job kor!
yixuan: come on in. jack and wahngee, you are team number 4!
jack: ahh it's all that taxi driver's fault.
yixuan: isn't 4th good?
wahngee: we felt that it's quite wasted.

*confessionals*
limin: my brother really worked very hard back in the detour. he really deserved a rest.

wahngee: this leg showed me that jack is capable of doing alot and do not need me as a naggy parent.

*at Parque de Vaquejada*
*siying 2nd attempt - failed*

siying: this is stupid.

*at Cicade Da Crianda*
*two taxis arriving*
greeter: welcome to fortaleza, brazil.
yixuan: yanzhi and hanwei, felicia and seelek, you are teams number 5 and 6 respectively.
yanzhi: why are we always involved in footraces.
hanwei: but the good thing is that we won both footraces!
felicia: sixth! much better than before!
seelek: yeah man!

*at Parque de Vaquejada*
siying: oh! i know le!

*siying 3rd attempt - passed*
*7th team to complete roadblock - siying and zhiyan*

zhiyan: baby i think we are last le.
siying: i'm sorry.
zhiyan: never mind ba. at least we had fun!

*few minutes later*

rachel: roadblock. i think i will do it.
wanjing: okay.

yuyan: booboo! roadblock leh!
lisa: can do together?
yuyan: cannot la! only 1 person can do.
lisa: then you do ba!

*after awhile*
zhanwei: we are finally here!
joel: crap. last envelope.
zhanwei: what?!?!
joel: roadblock. some words thingy
zhanwei: ok i will do it.

*at Cicade Da Crianda*
*taxi arrives*
greeter: welcome to fortaleza, brazil.
yixuan: siying and zhiyan...
zhiyan: yes?
siying: please don't let us be last.
yixuan: you are team number 7!
siying: huh!
zhiyan: lucky 7 again!

*confessionals*
siying: i really thought we were dead. luckily other teams did worse than us.

*at Parque de Vaquejada*
joel: come on! you can beat the 2 girls!

wanjing: show them what the survivor finalists are made of!

lisa: BOOBOO! BOOBOO BOOBOO!

*zhanwei 1st attempt - passed*
*8th team to complete roadblock - zhanwei and joel*

*rachel 1st attempt - passed*
*9th team to complete roadblock - rachel and wanjing*

*yuyan 1st attempt - passed*
*10th team to complete roadblock - yuyan and lisa*

zhanwei: OMG! it's the pitstop! we musn't lose!
joel: let's get out of here!

rachel: it's going to be down to a footrace.
wanjing: unless the taxi goes the wrong way.

yuyan: booboo! i don't want to be eliminated.
lisa: booboo! the booboo gods will bless us.

*one taxi took a different route*

*at Cicade Da Crianda*
*two taxis arrived*
*footrace between both teams*
lisa: hey! how can we outrun 2 males!
yuyan: ya lo! PLAY CHEAT!
greeter: welcome to fortelza, brazil.
yixuan: zhanwei and joel, you are team number 8!
zhanwei: thank goodness!
lisa: AHHH WE ARE NOT LAST!!
yixuan: yuyan and lisa, that makes you team number 9!
yuyan: we have put in alot of effort to stay in this race. i really hope we dont get out at all.

*moments later*

*sad music playing...*

greeter: welcome to fortaleza, brazil.
yixuan: rachel and wanjing, you are the last team to arrive.
rachel: can we blame the taxi?
yixuan: i am sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.
wanjing: it figures. can't have a non-elimination leg so early anyway.
rachel: it has been a nice run though.
yixuan: from survivor to amazing race. how much do you think you have learnt from all this?
rachel: well, both game requires teamwork and coordination. be it between individuals or between teams.
wanjing: yeah and interpersonal skills is important.
rachel: it's sad that we can't go further in the game because i'm sure we will learn more.
wanjing: goodbye world.

Leg 2 Placing:
1st - siaun and baowen
2nd - pohchoon and priscilla
3rd - zhenyang and limin
4th - jack and wahngee
5th - yanzhi and hanwei
6th - felicia and seelek
7th - siying and zhiyan
8th - zhanwei and joel
9th - yuyan and lisa
eliminated - rachel and wanjing


Yixuan
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