Friday, February 20, 2009

Previously on The Amazing Race, 10 teams of 2 set out from Salvador, Brazil and travelled 280km to Fortaleza, Brazil whereby they had to race across the beautiful beaches of Brazil on dune buggys. While some teams enjoyed the magnificent view, limin was screaming for her life (limin: i never want to ride another buggy with my brother driving anymore.) Tension arised between felicia and seelek and siying and zhiyan when zhiyan caused the girls' buggy to fall over. (seelek: i will get my revenge on them.) At the detour, teams who opted for the physically strenous detour surged ahead, while yuyan and lisa got stuck in the shipyard. (lisa: alot of numbers leh. how to find.) The language roadblock proved to be challenging for some teams. (siying: this is stupid.) However, it was rachel and wanjing, who got a lousy cab driver, whom reached the mat last, and became the 2nd team eliminated from The Amazing Race. 9 teams remain, who will be eliminated next?

siaun and baowen, who were the first to arrive at 12.51pm, will depart at 12.51am.

siaun: Fly to La Paz, Bolivia. Once you land, make your way to the statue of Simon Bolivar in time for the morning newspaper and scour the classified ads for your next clue.
baowen: bolivia? i heard you can get breathless easily up there.
siaun: don't worry baby, we will overcome it.

*confessionals*
siaun: our success last leg was mainly due to baowen's efforts. i am sure if we can keep this up, we will definitely be one of the final teams racing.
baowen: yay!!

priscilla: Fly to the United States and find Phelps. OMG!! LET'S GO!!
pohchoon: give me that...

*confessionals*
pohchoon: we have been performing consistently now. i just hope we have the chance to grab first place.
priscilla: and meet phelps.
pohchoon: if she would stop fooling around.

zhenyang: bolivia? where's that?
limin: shame on you geog student...
zhenyang: i know! it's in africa.
limin: your head!

*at the airport*
siaun: excuse me, which is the fastest flight to reach la paz, bolivia?
ticket-agent: we have a flight which arrives at 4am in bolivia.
baowen: is it abit too late?
siaun: i think it's alright. we just have to make it for the morning papers which i think is at 6am.

Teams are now on different flights to Bolivia.

pohchoon and priscilla, zhenyang and limin, jack and wahngee, are on the first flight which arrives in Bolivia at 2.58am.

siaun and baowen, yanzhi and hanwei, siying and zhiyan, are on the second flight which arrives in Bolivia at 4.03am.

felicia and seelek, zhanwei and joel, yuyan and lisa, are on the last flight which arrives in Bolivia at 5.27am.

*at the Statue of Simon Bolivar*
jack: looks like we are first teams here.
wahngee: yup.

Teams arrived at the statue in this order:
1. jack and wahngee (3.26am)
2. pohchoon and priscilla (3.31am)
3. zhenyang and limin (3.33am)
4. siying and zhiyan (4.46am)
5. siaun and baowen (4.50am)
6. yanzhi and hanwei (4.52am)

*at 6am*

*newspaper truck arrives*

*teams snatching newspaper*

7. zhanwei and joel (6.01am)
8. felicia and seelek (6.02am)

zhiyan: baby, it's the classified ads we are searching. don't find the entertainment section!
siying: huh? orh.

limin: i think because of the altitude, i cannot breathe properly. this is going to be a tough leg.
zhenyang: stop yakking and start finding!

9. yuyan and lisa (6.05am)

yuyan: we are in an alliance with zhanwei and joel and we hope this time, we won't be close to last again.

yanzhi: oh my god! this is so hard... *whispers to hanwei* i found it!
*1st team to complete newspaper task - yanzhi and hanwei*

hanwei: Travel to Narvaez Hat Shop near Plaza Murillo and buy a traditional cholita hat.
yanzhi: alright, let's take a cab.

jack: we have to hurry. one team is done already.
wahngee: the more you panic, the easier you will miss details.

seelek: does this look like the clue?
felicia: yes it is!!
seelek: hat shop? what kind of race is this? a shopping race?
*2nd team to complete newspaper task - felicia and seelek*

seelek: should we walk or take a cab?
felicia: excuse me miss, is this place very far?
bolivian: no. walking is faster. now heavy traffic.
seelek: ok. walk.

joel: i think i got it.
zhanwei: girls, he found it.
*3rd team to complete newspaper task - zhanwei and joel*
*4th team to complete newspaper task - yuyan and lisa*

zhanwei: let's share a cab.
lisa: ok!

*meanwhile on the road*
hanwei: the traffic is horrible.
yanzhi: what a *censored*

*at statue of Simon Bolivar*

pohchoon: i found it!
*5th team to complete newspaper task - pohchoon and priscilla*
pohchoon: let's go.
priscilla: *no reply*
pohchoon: *glance over at priscilla's newspaper* WHAT?!?! I AM BUSY FINDING THE CLUE AND YOU ARE OGLING OVER PHELPS?!?!
priscilla: er...
pohchoon: let's just go. i don't want to be last.

*6th team to complete newspaper task - zhenyang and limin*

*7th team to complete newspaper task - jack and wahngee*

*at Narvaez Hat Shop*
felicia: ok, look's like we are here.
*1st team to arrive at Narvaez Hat Shop - felicia and seelek*
seelek: thank you. Detour. Musical March or Bumpy Ride.

A detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its pro and cons. In this detour, teams have to choose between 2 ways to navigate the busy bolivian streets. The choice, Muscial March and Bumpy Ride.

In Musical March, teams have to make their way on foot to two plazas several blocks away to collect musicians and form a band. Then they have to make their way to Plaza Abaroa and exchange the band members for their next clue.

In Bumpy Ride, teams have to make their way on foot to Mercade de las Brujas where they have to ride a locally crafted bicycle in a harrowing bone-rattling trip down the cobblestone streets to Plaza Abaroa.

Caution: U-Turn ahead.

seelek: GOOD! IT'S THE U-TURN! IT'S REVENGE TIME!
felicia: we should do the bicycle. who knows how long those slow musicians need.
seelek: let's go!

*2nd team to arrive at Narvaez Hat Shop - yanzhi and hanwei*

hanwei: let's do the ride.
yanzhi: gosh it's a u-turn! i don't want to get u-turned.
hanwei: let's get back to our taxis.
yanzhi: no wait. the clue says by foot!

*8th team to complete newspaper task - siaun and baowen*

*9th team to complete newspaper task - siying and zhiyan*

*3rd team to arrive at Narvaez Hat Shop - pohchoon and priscilla*

*4th team to arrive at Narvaez Hat Shop - zhenyang and limin*

pohchoon: let's do the bumpy ride.
priscilla: well, there is no swimming option.

zhenyang: bumpy ride?
limin: do you have to drive me?
zhenyang: obviously not.
limin: ok. then it's safe.

*5th team to arrive at Narvaez Hat Shop - zhanwei and joel*

*6th team to arrive at Narvaez Hat Shop - yuyan and lisa*

zhanwei: ok i love music! musical march!
joel: what about you girls?
yuyan: we will go the bumpy ride.
joel: you wanna take the cab?
lisa: er ok!
yuyan: never mind. you guys help us out at the newspaper. you take the cab. we will find another one.
zhanwei: ok. let's go.

*after zhanwei and joel left*

lisa: booboo! why don't take the taxi?
yuyan: booboo! the clue say by foot!
lisa: booboo, really arh??
yuyan: booboo! read the clue!

zhanwei: why did you ask them if they want the cab?
joel: i was being nice.
zhanwei: lucky they did not want the cab.

*at Bumpy Ride detour*
felicia: how the hell do we ride this?
seelek: oh gosh. this is horrendous.
*felicia falls down*
seelek: ahh! did you get a scar?
felicia: i'm alright. these are deadly...

hanwei: i see the 2 girls in front! let's catch up!
*1 second later*
*CRASH!*
hanwei: ouch. let's take this slow and easy.
yanzhi: lol.

*at Narvaez Hat Shop*
*7th team to arrive at Narvaez Hat Shop - jack and wahngee*
wahngee: we are at the back now. let's do the speedy detour.
jack: don't blame me if you crashed and break you neck.
wahngee: *mumbling to himself* and to think that he is supposed to be grown up*

*at Bumpy Ride Detour*
zhenyang: oh my god. how do we control these things?
limin: i don't know. is there a brake somewhere?

pohchoon: i think we should go down slowly. as long we are ahead of those 2 *looking over to zhenyang and limin*
priscilla: i am too young to die. phelps, don't forget me!
pohchoon: WHAT?!?! *gives priscilla a push*
priscilla: AHHH!! THIS IS FUN!! I SEE THE 2 GUYS WHO FINISHED THE NEWSPAPER TASK FIRST!

lisa: booboo, i scared to die leh.
yuyan: just go down slowly. like them.
lisa: i scared ltr i roll down the hill how?
yuyan: you won't. *shows zzz face*

felicia: ok i am done.
seelek: finally. that was tormenting. now is REVENGE TIME!

This is the first of 2 U-Turns in the entire race. At this specific spot, one team can u-turn, that is to force another team to go back and do the other side of the detour they had not done previously. However, teams can only exercise their U-Turn power once in the whole race, hence teams will have to decide when it's the most strategic to use it.

FELICIA AND SEELEK U-TURNED SIYING AND ZHIYAN

*1st team to complete detour - felicia and seelek*

felicia: Travel by taxi to Los Titanes del Ring.
seelek: have fun doing 2 detours!

*at Narvaez Hat Shop*

*8th team to arrive at Narvaez Hat Shop - siying and zhiyan*

*9th team to arrive at Narvaez Hat Shop - siaun and baowen*

zhiyan: baby, let's do the bumpy ride! looks fun!
siying: er anything lo.
zhiyan: come on baby! sound excited!
siying: yay... anything lo...

siaun: i hope we aren't the last.
baowen: no we are not! think optimistically!
siaun: detour. *reading detour clue*
baowen: let's do the riding!

*at Bumpy Ride detour*
jack: ok, let's speed through this!
wahngee: er. that wasn't my initial idea.

priscilla: AHHHH!!!! *has been screaming since the start* so fast reach le!
pohchoon: that's due to my push ok..

*almost immediately*

yanzhi: how did those 2 overtake us?
hanwei: *falls down again* i don't care. i am just glad we are finally done with this.

priscilla: oh someone is u-turned!
pohchoon: there's going to be drama later...
*2nd team to complete detour - pohchoon and priscilla*

yanzhi: faster la shorty! we better find a cab before them.
hanwei: i am coming already la!

*3rd team to complete detour - yanzhi and hanwei*


felicia: there is no freaking cabs! we have been here for like 10 minutes already!
seelek: this is frustrating...

*at Musical March detour*
zhanwei: the traffic is horrible. i am glad we are finally here.
joel: ok. so we are supposed to lead this group of people holding big fat items to the end?
zhanwei: yup!
joel: ask them to run please.

*at Bumpy Ride detour*
yuyan: oh my god.. we are moving so slow that the father and son are overtaking us.
lisa: booboo! safety first! i don't want to die!

jack: good job pa! we overtook 1 team.
wahngee: i think i saw another one in front.
jack: let's catch up to them!

siaun: ok. this is easy! it's like cycing, only difference is that it's on wooden wheels.
baowen: *bicycle jerked* AHHH! ok.. i am scared...
siaun: we are last! we mustn't let those 2 girls catch up!
baowen: i will try.

siying: this is scary.
zhiyan: just get through this quickly. i am afraid we are u-turned.
siying: let's just try our best ba.

*at Los Titanes del Ring*
*1st team to arrive at Los Titanes del Ring - yanzhi and hanwei*
yanzhi: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9! great we are first!
hanwei: Roadblock.

A roadblock is a task that only one member may perform. In this roadblock, that team member have to hand the hat the bought to a woman known as a fighting cholita and don a colourful fighting costume. In a private ring outside the arena, their cholita will teach them a wrestling routine made up of six moves. When they felt that they are ready to perform the routine, they would return to the main arena with their cholita for the performance. If they messed up, they will have to train again until they got it right.

hanwei: um i did that previous one.
yanzhi: ok my turn. i hope i dont mess this up.

*at Bumpy Ride detour*
zhenyang: i see jack and his dad right behind us!
limin: quick i think that's the end in front!

jack: pa! quick overtake them!
wahngee: i am not as young as you. stop making me do daredevil stunts.
jack: ok.. we can't u-turn anyway.

zhenyang: oh my god! what an exciting u-turn!
limin: let's just carry on.

*4th team to complete detour - jack and wahngee*

*5th team to complete detour - zhenyang and limin*

yuyan: booboo, are we going super slow?
lisa: not really, why?
yuyan: because siaun and baowen just zipped past us. and i see siying and zhiyan behind.
lisa: AHHH! MOVE FASTER!

*at Musical March detour*
zhanwei: this is retarded. why are they moving so slowly?
joel: it's your choice. we would have finished the other task by now.
zhanwei: i think we just have to walk down this path to finish the detour.

*at Los Tatines del Ring*
*2nd team to arrive at Los Tatines del Ring - pohchoon and priscilla*

*3rd team to arrive at Los Tatines del Ring - felicia and seelek*

pohchoon: it's wrestling.
priscilla: not swimming? sian!
pohchoon: ok... i will do it.

felicia: ROADBLOCK! ok you do.
seelek: we haven't even read the clue.
felicia: you are the faster one. just finish it quickly.

*at Bumpy Ride detour*
*3 teams raced to the finish*

siaun: oh dear. someone is u-turned!
*walks closer*
baowen: and it isn't us! YAY!

zhiyan: what the hell?
siying: oh no.
zhiyan: we are close to last and we got u-turned?
siying: die liao la.

yuyan: booboo, the other team got u-turned!
lisa: really? YAY!

*6th team to complete detour - siaun and baowen*

*7th team to complete detour - yuyan and lisa*

*at Muscial March detour*
siying: why do we have to do this like again???
zhiyan: argh! if that's how they want to play, then the heat is on!

joel: i think that is the man.
zhanwei: YES!! WE ARE FINALLY DONE!! THEY WALKED TOTALLY SLOW LIKE SNAILS!
joel: relax, someone is u-turned. we can buy some time!
zhanwei: unless that team already done both detours.

*8th team to complete detour - zhanwei and joel*

*at Los Tatines del Ring*
*4th team to arrive at Los Tatines del Ring - jack and wahngee*

*5th team to arrive at Los Tatines del Ring - zhenyang and limin*

jack: i think i will do the wrestling.

zhenyang: i will do it. crap. there is only 4 private rings.

yanzhi: i will try it now.
*yanzhi 1st attempt - failed*

yanzhi: now i have to wait for them...

*few minutes later*

pohchoon: i think i can try the performance.
*pohchoon 1st attempt - failed*

pohchoon: i can't remember what comes after the toss.

seelek: i feel stressed that everyone else are guys. but i shall give it a shot.
*seelek 1st attempt - failed*

seelek: i sure hope i don't finish this last.

*at Musical March detour*
zhiyan: let's look happy and maybe the musicians will be happy and walk faster.
siying: it's worth a try.
*zhiyan and siying act very high*
zhiyan: it's working!

*at Los Tatines del Ring*
jack: i think i will try it.
*jack 1st attempt - passed*
*1st team to complete roadblock - jack and wahngee*

jack: YES! FIRST PLACE HERE WE COME!
wahngee: good job!
jack: Travel by taxi to the next pitstop, el Mirador del Monticulo. This hillside park, overlooking the entire city, is the 3rd Pit Stop in the race around the world. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
wahngee: let's go!

zhenyang: he is done. i shall try it.
*zhenyang 1st attempt - failed*

zhenyang: i wonder what went wrong.

*6th team to arrive at Los Tatines del Ring - siaun and baowen*

*7th team to arrive at Los Tatines del Ring - zhanwei and joel*

*8th team to arrive at Los Tatines del Ring - yuyan and lisa*

baowen: wrestling? you do la!
siaun: ok.

zhanwei: i did the last roadblock. so you shall do this one.
joel: anything.

yuyan: wrestling leh!
lisa: i want to try!
yuyan: okay!

*at Musical March detour*
siying: we are done!
zhiyan: good job baby! now to catch up with them!
*9th team to complete detour - siying and zhiyan*

*at el Mirador del Monticulo* (Pit Stop Greeter: jen)
jen: welcome to la paz, bolivia.
jack & wahngee: thank you.
yixuan: jack and wahngee, you are team number 1!
jack: yes!
wahngee: good job!
yixuan: as the winners of this leg of the race, you have won a trip for 2 by travelocity. you will be going to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, which you can enjoy after the race.

*confessionals*
wahngee: i think coming onto this race made me understand jack a whole lot better and it definitely solidified our relationship.
jack: i think my father has done a great job so far and i am proud of him.

*at Los Tatines del Ring*

seelek: ok i know le! i want to try!

pohchoon: ok i will give it another go.

*seelek 2nd attempt - passed*
*2nd team to complete roadblock - felicia and seelek*

*pohchoon 2nd attempt - passed*
*3rd team to complete roadblock - pohchoon and priscilla*

yanzhi: i think i should give it abit more practice in case i messed up again.

zhenyang: i am ready to try again!

siaun: ok i am good for the performance.

*zhenyang 2nd attempt - passed*
*4th team to complete roadblock - zhenyang and limin*

*siaun 1st attempt - passed*
*5th team to complete roadblock - siaun and baowen*

*9th team to arrive at Los Tatines del Ring - siying and zhiyan*
zhiyan: baby, there are four other teams! let me do this roadblock!
siying: alright! jiayou!
*kisses*

joel: i am ready to go.

yanzhi: ok i am sure i won't screw up again.

*joel 1st attempt - passed*
*6th team to complete roadblock - zhanwei and joel*

*yanzhi 2nd attempt - passed*
*7th team to complete roadblock - yanzhi and hanwei*

lisa: oh my god this is tiring. i must not lose to her!

zhiyan: i have to win that girl! i must not get eliminated!

*on the road*
pohchoon: oh my god. the jam has gotten worse.
priscilla: please open up a road for us.

zhenyang: i really hope we don't get eliminated because of heavy traffic.
limin: just hope for the best.

felicia: wah! i cannot stand it man!
seelek: we were doing so well this leg and this sort of rubbish happens!

siaun: *frustrated* stupid traffic. bolivia seriously need to improve their roads!
baowen: yes. and have less negative externalities!
siaun: *looks at baowen* huh?
baowen: sorry sorry.

zhanwei: i can't believe it. i really hope this jam won't kill us.
joel: the 2 girls still haven done their roadblock. we will be save.

yanzhi: apparently, our taxi driver decided to drive along the small roads.
hanwei: i am seriously praying he don't kill us.

*at Los Tatines del Ring*

zhiyan: i am ready!
lisa: eh! i am ready first
zhiyan: don't force me to push you down that hill ok.
lisa: you are being so evil! hope you fail the performance!

*zhiyan 1st attempt - passed*
*8th team to complete roadblock - siying and zhiyan*

*lisa 1st attempt - failed*

lisa: NOOOO!! we are so dead!!

*at el Mirador del Monticulo*
*taxis streaming in one by one*

*footrace between 2 teams*
jen: welcome to la paz, bolivia.
yixuan: yanzhi and hanwei, you are team number 2!
yanzhi: good job!
hanwei: LOVE YOU TAXI DRIVER!
yanzhi: this is like the 3rd footrace we had in 3 legs.
hanwei: and we won all of them yeah!
yixuan: pohchoon and priscilla, that makes you team number 3!
pohchoon: don't worry we will take that.
priscilla: i seriously hate the traffic here.

*moments later*

jen: welcome to la paz, bolivia.
yixuan: felicia and seelek, you are team number 4!
seelek: not bad la.
felicia: we were expecting a better result actually.

*moments later*
*3 teams dashing to the mat*
jen: welcome to la paz, bolivia.
yixuan: zhanwei and joel, you are the fifth team to arrive.
zhanwei: nice one!
joel: sexy la.
yixuan: however, you chose to take a cab to your detour choice when the clue said 'by foot'. hence, you have been incurred a 30 minute time penalty. please step off the mat and wait for the time to run out.
joel: what?!?!
zhanwei: no wonder the girls gave us the cab!
yixuan: siaun and baowen, zhenyang and limin, you are teams number 5 and 6 respectively.
baowen: yay! we are not out!
siaun: good job darling.
*kisses*
zhenyang: this is seriously insane. from the bicycle to the wrestling.
limin: i am glad we made it through.

*time left on zhanwei and joel's penalty - 25min*

*at Los Tatines del Ring*
lisa: i think we are dead. but i am not giving up!

*lisa 2nd attempt - passed*
*9th team to complete roadblock - yuyan and lisa*

lisa: YES! at last!
yuyan: booboo! we won't get eliminated!

*on the road*
zhiyan: if this traffic kills us, i am going to be so pissed.
siying: cool down baby.

yuyan: oh my god. this traffic is horrible!
lisa: let's hope the other 2 girls are having a worse time.

*time left on zhanwei and joel's penalty - 20min*

*at el Mirador del Monticulo*
jen: welcome to la paz, bolivia.
yixuan: siying and zhiyan, you are the eighth team to arrive.
siying: thank god!
zhiyan: nice one baby! *squeezes siying's butt*
however, zhanwei and joel has not followed the rules and got a penalty. therefore, you are team number 7!
siying: 7 again?
zhiyan: lucky 7 i guess!

*time left on zhanwei and joel's penalty - 15min*

*on the road*
lisa: uncle, HORN YOUR WAY THROUGH!
yuyan: hahaha! booboo, remember the guys who took the cab?
lisa: ya?
yuyan: i hope they get a penalty and their penalty haven't end yet.
lisa: booboo, i remember!

*time left on zhanwei and joel's penalty - 10min*

*at el Mirador del Monticulo*
zhanwei: this is like my worst moment in the race.
joel: ni jiu hao lo. don't have to wrestle that fatso.

*time left on zhanwei and joel's penalty - 5min*

*taxi pulling in*
*2 girls running crazily to the mat*
jen: welcome to la paz, bolivia.
yixuan: yuyan and lisa, you are the last team to arrive.
yuyan: what?
lisa: oh no. i don't want to be eliminated.
yixuan: however, i have some good news for u.
yuyan: a non-elimination?
yixuan: zhanwei and joel still have 3minutes left on their penalty for taking a cab.
lisa: no way...
yuyan: this is totally unbelievable...
yixuan: therefore, yuyan and lisa, you are team number 8!
yuyan: YAY!
lisa: BOOBOO, WE SURVIVED!

*sad music playing*

yixuan: zhanwei and joel, all the teams have checked in before your penalty expires. i am sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.
zhanwei: it's alright.
joel: argh. it's quite frustrating that it's carelessness which cost us the race.
zhanwei: yes. and we played right into the girl's trap.
joel: but the race has made me understand what different people are facing in different countries and have made me understand life more.
zhanwei: yup, running it with joel was a fun experience. i am sure i will appreciate what i have even more.

Leg 3 Placings:
1st - jack and wahngee
2nd - yanzhi and hanwei
3rd - pohchoon and priscilla
4th - felicia and seelek (U-Turn)
5th - siaun and baowen
6th - zhenyang and limin
7th - siying and zhiyan (U-Turned)
8th - yuyan and lisa
eliminated - zhanwei and joel


Yixuan
08:38