the side of me you don't know

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Ok i am going to do something which is rather stupid. i shall try creating an amazing race story! and the teams will be based on people who will visit my blog and people i know in real life. =) some relationships will be fictional to create some funny purposes.

Here are the teams:

1. Zhen Yang and Jezabel
Dating

2. Poh Choon and Yan Zhi
Best Friends

3. Timothy and Valerie
Married

4. Si Aun and Xinfang
Lifelong Friends

5. John and Kelvin Woon
Buddies

6. Priscilla and See Lek
Classmates

7. Jian Hong and Siang Yong
Childhood Friends

8. Celest and Felicia
Good Friends

9. Jack and Ken
Brothers

10. Yilin and Hong Guo
Lovers

11. Han Wei and Kelvin Tan
Enemies

Hope you guys dont get offended. =P

Leg 1

Yi Xuan: This is Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles. And soon, you guys will be departing on a race around the world. There are 11 legs. At the end of each leg, there would be a pitstop. 8 of these pitstops are elimination points. If you are last, you will be eliminated. The other 2 are non-elimination points. If you are last, you will have to perform an additional task called the speed bump on the next leg. The first team to pass the finish line will win 1 million dollars! The first clue is waiting for you on the back packs you brought along with you. Good luck. Travel safe. GO!

*teams running to the backpacks*

hanwei: "Fly to Shannon, Ireland..."
kelvin: "and make your way to the ferry port in the town of Rossaveal. Then make your way to Teampall Bheanian. "
hanwei: "HEY! THAT'S MY JOB!"
kelvin: "DONT MAKE ME QUARREL WITH YOU OUT HERE!"
*starts fighting while other teams drive out of the mansion*

At the first intersection, teams made different choices.

zhenyang: "Let's go left.
jezabel: "Alright sweetie."

valerie: "Shall we go right?"
timothy: "Whatever you say baby."

Si Aun and Xinfang, Poh Choon and Yan Zhi, John and Kelvin Woon, Jack and Ken and Timothy and Valerie turned right.

Han Wei and Kelvin Tan, Celest and Felicia, Jian Hong and Siang Yong, Priscilla and See Lek, Zhen Yang and Jezabel and Yilin and Hong Guo turned left.

Teams arrived at the airports.

*at the British Airways counter*

jack: *panting heavily* "Is this the flight to Ireland?"
counter-lady: "Yes. May I help..."
jack: "KEN!! OVER HERE!!"
*ken dashes to the counter to join jack*
ken: "We want 2 tickets please."
counter-lady: "here you go!

*4 other teams get their tickets*

hanwei: "We want 2 tickets!
counter-lady: "Sorry we are fully booked..."
kelvin: "SEE LA! FIGHT FOR WHAT NOW WE NO FLIGHT LIAO!"
hanwei: "WHAT MY FAULT! YOU ARE IN THE WRONG ALSO!"
*starts fighting again*

*meanwhile at the Aer Lingus counter*
felicia: "We would like to have 2 tickets pretty please."
celest: "With sugar and icing on top."
counter-lady: "Er.. (thinks to herself 'are these 2 weird or what?) Ok here you go."
felicia: "THANK YOU!"
celest: *hugs counter-lady"

Si Aun and Xinfang, John and Kelvin, Poh Choon and Yan Zhi, Timothy and Valerie and Jack and Ken are on the British Airways flight which landed late due to a delay.

Han Wei and Kelvin Tan, Yilin and Hong Guo, Jian Hong and Siang Yong, Priscilla and See Lek, Celest and Felicia and Zhen Yang and Jezabel landed early.

*Jian Hong and Siang Yong had a headstart and jumped into a cab*

But all 11 teams are on the same ferry to the island of Inis Mor.

*On the ferry*

Si Aun and Xinfang formed alliance with Timothy and Valerie, Celest and Felicia formed alliance with Zhen Yang and Jezabel, John and Kelvin formed and alliance with Poh Choon and Yan Zhi, Yilin and Hong Guo formed alliance with Jack and Ken while Priscilla and See Lek formed alliance with Siang Yong and Jian Hong. Han Wei and Kelvin continued to quarrel.

hanwei: "Dont make me throw you into the sea.
kelvin: "I shall see you try."

After the ferry arrived teams scrambled to sign up on ferries to leave the island.

8 am ferry:
Celest and Felicia
Zhen Yang and Jezabel
Yilin and Hong Guo

8.30 am ferry:
Han Wei and Kelvin
Jian Hong and Siang Yong
Priscilla and See Lek

9.30 am ferry
Jack and Ken
Timothy and Valerie
Si Aun and Xinfang
John and Kelvin
Poh Choon and Yan Zhi

Upon arrival to the mainland, Yilin and Hong Guo found a clue attached to their vehicle's windscreen.

yilin: "Drive 42 miles to Cleggan Farm and ride a tandem bike to the next clue."

Teams started to drive to Cleggan Farm and started to cycle.

Arriving at the clue first, Zhen Yang and Jezabel opened the clue.

jezabel: "ROADBLOCK!"
zhenyang: "I will do it. It's a physical task."

In this roadblock, 1 team member have to ride a high-wire bicycle across a wind-swept ravine suspended almost 200 feet above the North Alantic while their partner, sitting 8 feet below, is taken for a ride.

Zhen Yang and Celest took places for their teams and started to cycle when Yilin and Hong Guo arrived.

Celest took an early lead as Zhen Yang started to tire out.

jezabel: "QUICK! OVERTAKE THEM!
zhenyang: "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HEAVY YOU ARE?
jezabel: "SHUT UP AND OVERTAKE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finishing the roadblock first, Celest and Felicia opened the clue.

Celest: "Choose a donkey and fill each of baskets with 15 pieces of peat. Then walk the donkey to the entrance of the farm to receive the next clue."

Hong Guo started to cycle and overtook Zhen Yang with ease. Both teams finished almost at the same time and started to work on the donkeys.

Han Wei sped through the Roadblock with Jian Hong and Priscilla finishing 5th and 6th.

At the donkey task, Yilin and Hong Guo faced problem when their donkey refused to budge.

Soon, it proved to be a challenge as Zhen Yang and Jezabel's donkey also stalled.

On the other hand, Celest and Felicia's donkey walked slowly away from the rest.

At that moment teams from the last ferry caught up.

John and Yan Zhi brought their team across clinching 7th and 8th. Jack and Ken in the meanwhile became seriously lost while cycling. Valerie, using her super strength, brought Timothy across at no time taking 9th place. At that moment, Han Wei and Kelvin's donkey started to run and they overtook Celest and Felicia, finishing first.

hanwei: "This time I am reading the clue. Drive 13 miles to Connemera Heritage Centre, a tribute to Ireland's agricultural past and the pit stop for this leg of the race. The last team to check in may be eliminated."
kelvin: "QUICK GO!"
hanwei: "STOP PUSHING ME!"
*started arguing again as Celest and Felicia received their clue*

Si Aun and Xinfang and Jack and Ken finally found the roadblock as Si Aun and Ken completed it obtaining 10th and 11th placing respectively.

On the road, the 2 teams raced their way to the pit stop.

In the meanwhile, more teams got stuck at the donkey task.

hongguo: "If you dont move i will chop you into pieces and feed that fat girl there."
jezabel: "HEY I AM NOT FAT!"
hongguo: "NOT YOU LA!"

Jezabel flared up and accidentally gave her donkey a kick. Suddenly, it moved quite swiftly.

At the same time, Priscilla and See Lek and Jian Hong and Siang Yong worked together and completed the task in 3rd and 4th place. Right behind them, Zhen Yang and Jezabel led their donkey into a 5th position.

*At Connemera Heritage Centre*
Yi Xuan: Han Wei and Kelvin, you are team number 1! Congratulations. As the winners of this leg of the race, you have won a trip for 2 from Travelocity to the Fairmont Banff Resort in Alberta, Canada.
hanwei: "Great! Never thought 2 enemies can come in first!"
kelvin: "We shall argue less next leg!"

*few seconds later*
Yi Xuan: Celest and Felicia, you are team number 2! Not bad! You lost the boys in a footrace by mere seconds.
celest: "We will work harder next time!"
felicia: "yeah and we wont lose to them again!"

Back at the donkey task, Jack and Ken's donkey stopped moving while Yilin and Hong Guo are still at the start.

hongguo: "It's over."
yilin: "Dont give up baby. We can win this."

At the entrance of the farm, Poh Choon and Yan Zhi finished in 7th slightly behind John and Kelvin who were 6th. Right behind the 2 teams were Timothy and Valerie (who were using brute force to drag the donkey until it nearly suffocated) and Si Aun and Xinfang who are 8th and 9th respectively.

*At the Connemera Heritage Centre*
Yi Xuan: Jian Hong and Siang Yong, Priscilla and See Lek, you are team numbers 3 and 4. Good work! Nice alliance you had there.
jianhong: "Ya we hope this will propel us to the end."
seelek: "Yup!"

*5 minutes later*

Yi Xuan: "Zhen Yang and Jezabel, you are team number 5. What happened back there?
jezabel: "That sickening fat ass said I am fat."
zhenyang: "Now now calm down. Let me give you a kiss."

*CENSORED!!*

*On the road*

timothy: "Are you sure its right? Si Aun and Xinfang are following us you know."
valerie: "I am very sure!"

pohchoon: "Let's go straight here."
yanzhi: "Alright."
john: "Should we follow them?"
kelvin: "Ok."

In the meanwhile, Jack and Ken finished the task obtaining 10th position. Slightly behind them is the couple in last place.

jack: "QUICK GO! WE CANT AFFORD TO LOSE NOW!"

hongguo: "The alliance is broken now. It's a race to the pit stop."

*At the Connemera Heritage Centre*

Yi Xuan: "Timothy and Valerie, you are team number 6."
timothy: "Good job Val!" *approaches Valerie*
valerie: "You smell like a crocodile. Go and bathe before touching me!"

*2 minutes later*

Yi Xuan: "Si Aun and Xinfang, you are team number 7."
siaun: "This isn't good."
xinfang: "We will do better next leg."

*1 hour later...*

Yi Xuan: "Poh Choon and Yan Zhi, John and Kelvin, you are teams number 8 and 9."
kelvin: "Thank god, I thought we were goners when we lost the footrace against them."
pohchoon: "Who fell so far behind us?"
yanzhi: "especially after we wound up that mountain and came back down."

*hours later...*

*2 cars pulling into the pitstop*

*crazy footrace*

Yi Xuan: "Jack and Ken, you are team number 10! You are still in the race."
jack: "Thank goodness! I thought we were dead."
ken: "Darn donkeys."

*moments later*

Yi Xuan: Yilin and Hong Guo, you are the last team to arrive. I am sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.
hongguo: "Aww shucks."
yilin: "We figured. We had fun.
hongguo: "The most important thing is i know that she is always here for me."
yilin: "And we will stay together forever."

Leaderboard:
1st - Han Wei and Kelvin
2nd - Celest and Felicia
3rd - Jian Hong and Siang Yong
4th - Priscilla and See Lek
5th - Zhen Yang and Jezabel
6th - Timothy and Valerie
7th - Si Aun and Xinfang
8th - Poh Choon and Yan Zhi
9th - John and Kelvin
10th - Jack and Ken
X - Yilin and Hong Guo

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Yixuan
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